How do you organize a space-themed religious event? You planet service.

What do you call a religious squirrel? A pray-tington.

Why did the priest go to the eye doctor? He couldn't see the point of his sermons.

Why did the chicken go to church? To talk to the poultry-geist.

What do you call a singing computer? A dell-iver of the word.

Why did the teacher go to church? To pray for better students.

What do you call a hot dog in your church? A frankincense.

Why did the atheist join the church choir? He wanted to be in a state of disbelief harmony.

What do you call an angel that loves chips? A chipmunk.

Why did the bishop start a bakery? To serve 'divine' pastries.

How did the monk win the spelling bee? He had 'divine' intervention.

Why did the priest join the football team? To 'tackle' sin.

What did the rabbi say to the comedian? 'That joke is kosher.'

Why did the nun become a weather forecaster? She had a 'holy' connection.

How do you know if a priest is a good cook? His meals are 'divine'.

Why did the pastor always bring a backpack to church? He was 'loaded' with faith.

Why did the bishop start a band? To spread 'holy' music.

What did the nun say to the bouncer at the club? 'I'm here for some 'holy' nightlife.'

Why did the priest become a detective? To solve 'divine' mysteries.

How did the rabbi stay in shape? He did 'holy' cardio.

Why did the pastor enter the dance competition? To show off his 'divine' moves.