Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
Why did the nun start a bakery? She wanted to make holy rolls!
What do you call a religious hairdresser? The Hairspraytualist!
Why did the priest bring a ladder to church? To take his prayers to a higher level!
Why did the skeleton go to church? To repent for his bonely sins!
Why did the ancient Egyptian pharaoh go to church? To pray to Ra!
What do you call a priest who becomes a gardener? A member of the praise!
Why do monks make good detectives? They always have divine intuition!
How does a boxer pray? With a one-two punchline!
Why did the chicken join the church choir? Because it had impeccable wings!
What do you call a nun who loves to tell jokes? Sister Giggle.
Why did the monk always win at poker? He had divine luck.
What do you get when you cross a nun with a baker? A holy bun.
Why did the pastor bring a GPS to church? To guide him on the path to salvation.
What's a priest's favorite restaurant? Holy Guacamole.
Why did the nun wear headphones to church? She wanted to listen to the gospel beat.
What do you call a nun who's an artist? Sister Sketch.
Why did the pastor go to the football game? To pray for a touchdown.
What do you get when you cross a preacher and a bee? A humdinger of a sermon.
Why did the choir sing underwater? They wanted to make heavenly waves.
What did the nun say to the rubber band? 'Bless you, my child.'
Why did the pastor wear his best shoes to church? He wanted to put his best foot forward.