Why did the cowboy go to church? He heard they had a hoe-down.

Why did the monk meditate in the garden? He wanted inner peas.

What did one priest say to the other priest on a hot day? 'Preach it, brother!'

Why did the penguin become a bishop? He was a natural ice-olator.

What do you call a bear with a Bible? A paw-sitive believer.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear-ible.

Why do ghosts love to go to church? For the spook-tacular sermons.

Why did the choir have a hard time concentrating? They just couldn't find the right key.

What's a nun's favorite game? Nunopoly.

How do we know that Adam was a fast runner? He was first in the human race.

Why did the lumberjack go to church? To chop his sins away.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a preacher? A dogma.

Why did the zombie go to church? To shake off his grave habits.

What do you call a religious fish? A disciple.

What did the priest say to the comedian? 'That joke is a real sermon-stopper!'

Why did the astronaut bring a Bible to space? To find some space for grace.

Why did the baker become a monk? He wanted to be a knead-it-all.

Why did the math book go to church? It wanted to multiply.

Why was the scarecrow such a good preacher? He was outstanding in his field.

Why do hipsters make terrible rabbis? They've never liked the mainstream.

Why couldn't the zombie get into the church? It had no soul.