I have so many tabs open on my browser, I'm single-handedly keeping the internet running.

I'm the type of person who goes to a buffet and ends up eating just bread and butter.

I once tried to make a DIY project and ended up gluing my fingers together.

I accidentally liked my own social media post from 5 years ago, so that's where I'm at in life.

I walked into a glass door once and apologized to it, that's the level of clumsiness we're dealing with here.

I always get carded at the movies for looking too young, but I also get offered the senior discount at restaurants.

I eat so much junk food, I'm basically the human equivalent of a trash can.

I'm like a plant, I thrive in sunlight and die without attention.

I just had to google how to boil an egg, so yeah, I'm basically a Michelin-star chef.

I'm the type of person who bumps into furniture in a completely empty room.

I tried following a makeup tutorial and ended up looking like a clown in a tornado.

My dance moves are so awkward, I once stepped on my own foot.

I'm so bad at being on time, I once missed a flight because I thought 'boarding time' was just a suggestion.

I'm so bad at pranks, I once tried to surprise someone by jumping out at them and ended up scaring myself.

I'm so bad at dating, I once asked someone out and they replied, 'On what planet?'

I'm so bad at singing, I once auditioned for a musical and they asked me to lip sync.

I'm so bad at texting, I accidentally sent a selfie to my boss with the caption 'out sick today'.

I'm so bad at fashion, I still have clothes in my closet from high school that I think will come back in style.

I'm so bad at budgeting, I get stressed out just looking at my bank statement.

I'm so bad at fashion, even my socks don't match on purpose.

I'm so bad at socializing, I accidentally texted my mom instead of my crush.