How do you fit 8 cows in a barn? Two in the front, two in the back, two on the left, two on the right!

What do you call an elephant at a football game? A jumbo!

Why do some couples never go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!

Why did the grape say when it got crushed? Let out a little wine!

What's the best thing about Switzerland? Flag is a big plus!

Why don't scientists trust stairs? Always up to something!

Why did the chef go to jail? For beating eggs without cause!

Why did the umbrella go to the beach? For a little shade from the sun!

What did one hat say to the other hat on Valentine's Day? You stay here, I'll go on ahead and talk to that pretty cap!

Why was the football team always hot? Because they always wore their cleats!

Why did the scarecrow win an award for best comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field of jokes!

What do you call a bear with no teeth trying to eat a honeycomb? A gummy bear!

Why did the painter go to jail? Because he was framed!

What's a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrr, you may think it be R but it's actually the C they love!

Why did the karate teacher go to jail? For chopping too many charges!

Why did the baker go to therapy? Because he kneaded to work through his doughs!

What did the breakfast cereal say to the milk? You’re my perfect match, let’s spoon!

Why did the scarecrow bring a belt to the party? Because he heard his pants were going to drop!

What do you do when you see a spaceman? Park your car, man!

Why did the basketball go to therapy? It had too many problems dribbling!

Why did the flower break up with the grass? It was too shady!