Humor involving exaggerated physical actions or mishaps.
Why was the baby strawberry upset? Because its parents were in a jam!
Why was the ladder tired of working? It was always getting stepped on!
How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter!
Why was the math book so good at basketball? It knew all the angles!
How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them off!
Why did the tomato turn purple? It was feeling a little grape!
Why did the skeleton hit the party solo? He had nobody to go with!
Why did the tomato turn to the other tomato and say, 'Catch up'?
Why do bees have sticky hair? They use honeycombs!
Why was the cow afraid? Because she saw the udder side!
Why is it hard to play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up!
Why did the bicycle refuse to stand up? It was two-tired!
Why did the robot go on a diet? It had hard drive!
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music!
Why did the two knives go to the party? Because they both wanted to cut in!
Why did the basketball go to the team's game alone? It didn't want to get caught traveling!
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by a chick!
What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i's and cross my t's!
Why did the clown wear a belt made out of watches? He wanted to waist time!
Why wasn't the orange polite? It ran out of juice!