How does the barber cut the moon's hair? Eclipse it!

Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run away during lunch? It wanted to keep its hands clean!

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shell-ebrates!

Why did the peanut go to the police? It was a-salted!

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Paws for effect!

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just whined!

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he gets a hole-in-one!

Why did the math book solve all the problems? It knew all the solutions!

Why was the ghost a messy eater? He always left a grave-y mess!

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sophishicated!

Why was the music teacher always good at baseball? Because he had perfect pitch!

What's a magician's favorite type of music? Rap, it has magic words!

Why did the basketball go to therapy? It had too many hoops to jump through!

What's the tallest building in the world? The library, it has the most stories!

Why did the crab never share? Because it's too shellfish!

What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud!

Why did the mango go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!

Why did the math book look anxious? It had too many problems to solve!

How do you keep a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card!

Why did the hen refuse to play hide and seek? She was a little chicken!

Why couldn't the rooster find his eggs? He mislaid them!