Why did the pencil go to the party? It wanted to be the draw!

Why did the tomato start a fight with the cucumber? Because it had beef!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!

Why do basketball players never go hungry? They always dribble!

Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher? There was too much drama!

Why is a baseball team like a muffin? They both depend on the batter!

Why don't some fish play basketball? They're afraid of the net!

Why did the skeleton bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!

Why couldn't the bicycle find its owner? It was two-tired!

Why did the music teacher go to jail? Alleged assault!

Why did the clown bring a bucket to the bar? To catch the happy hour!

How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall on the floor!

Why did the baseball team go to the bank? To get their safe hits!

How does a barber cut the forest? With his tree-mers!

How do you fix a broken peanut? With peanut butter glue!

Why couldn't the bicycle win the race? It pedaled in the wrong direction!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A bear with a soft bite!

How do you fix a broken duck? With duck tape!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up straight? It had a flat tire from all the clowning around!

What do you call a magic owl with an attitude? Hoooo-dini Snappy!

How do you fix a broken tomato? With ripe repairs!