Why did the gardener bring a ladder to work? To go to the next level!

Why did the car lie down in the driveway? It wanted to take a power nap!

Why was the cement mixer always late? It had a concrete schedule!

How do crazy runners go through the forest? They take the psycho path!

Why do mathematicians love nature? It has natural logs!

Why did the sea monster eat five ships? Because it was a bottomless pit!

Why was the clock always worried? It had too many ticks!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Rats!

Why did the pigeon go to the movies? To see a bird flick!

What day do chickens hate the most? Fry-day!

Why couldn't the dog sit in the sun? It kept barking!

Why did the bicycle stand alone? It was two tired!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? He was outstanding in his field!

Why did the bicycle stand alone? It was two-tired!

Why did the salad go to the party alone? Because it was dressed to impress!

What did the pencil say to the paper? You're really tearing me apart!

Why did the balloon go to school? It wanted to be a little more inflated!

Why did the pillow go to the doctor? It was having some feather issues!

How do you make a lemon laugh? Tickling its peel!

Why did the scissors break up with the tape? It was too clingy!

What happened to the car that swallowed a harmonica? It had a case of the blues!