Why did the skeleton apply for a job at a bakery? He kneaded the dough!

Why does a bike stand up by itself? It's two tired to lie down!

Why did the cowboy break up with his calculator? It couldn't count on him!

Did you hear about the man who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!

What do you call a comedian who likes to cook? A pun-chef!

Why did the scarecrow go to school? To improve his scare-ducation!

Why does a duck have tail feathers? To cover its butt quack!

How did the barber win the race? He knew how to cut corners!

Why did the comedian leave the fridge open? He wanted to keep things cool!

Why did the pony sing off-key? It was a little horse!

Why couldn't the leopard run away and hide? Because it was always spotted!

Why did the scarecrow keep winning awards? Because he always stood out in his field!

Why couldn't the ocean keep a secret? It always kept waving!

Why did the big tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

How does a penguin make pancakes? With their flipper!

Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to breakfast? Because he was going on a trunk vacation!

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? It was stuffed!

Why did the sea monster eat 5 ships full of potatoes? No one can eat just one chip!

Why was the cookie in the hospital? It felt crummy!

Why did the stamp go to the party? It was ready to stick around!

Why did the scarecrow become a successful gardener? He had a lot of plants!