Why did the dancer bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes!

Why did the chicken join a rock band? Because it had good drumsticks!

Why did the robber take a bath before stealing? He wanted to make a clean getaway!

Why did the pony only tell tall tales? It was a little horse!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the microwave!

Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue!

How do frogs die? They kermit suicide!

Why did the scarecrow bring a ladder? He heard the cornfield was high!

What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!

Why did the comedian go to the doctor? He had a funny bone!

Why did the tomato go to the salad bar? To ketchup with friends!

Did you hear about the party on the roof? The drinks were on the house!

What did one plate say to another during dinner? Let's ketchup!

Why was the math book looking for a therapist? It had too many problems!

Why was the math book so good at baseball? It had too many problems!

What did one plate say to another? Tonight, let's break the ice!

What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Sofishticated!

Why did the skeleton go to the party? To get a little more bony!

Why did the tomato start a fight with the lettuce? It was trying to ketchup!

Why did the math book look so down? It had too many negative issues!