What did the lamp say to the light bulb? You light up my life.

What did the wall say to the painting? I've got you covered.

Why did the tire go to the gym? It wanted to work on its tread.

What did the shirt say to the pants? Let's hang out sometime.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why did the chicken sit on her eggs? To keep them warm.

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll go on ahead.

Why did the scarecrow leave his job? He was outstanding in his field.

What did one math book say to the other? I have too many solutions.

How does a cloud get its shape? It goes through a lot of cloud sculpting.

Why couldn't the pirate finish the alphabet? He was stuck at C.

What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking sharp!

Why did the broom go to school? It wanted to become a sweepstakes winner.

How does a cow stay up to date with current events? It moospapers.

Why did the belt get a promotion? It held up pants really well.

What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll wait here, you move along.

Why did the ghost go to the party? It heard it was going to be boo-tiful.

How does a train eat? It goes choo-choo when it's hungry.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? It didn't have the guts.

What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I’m changing!

Why did the pencil go to the party? It heard it would be sketchy.