Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no claws? A bear.
Why did the toaster go to therapy? It couldn't find its purpose in life.
How many ears does Captain Picard have? Three - a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear.
What do you tell a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
Why was the ghost invited to the party? He's a great sheet to hang out with.
What's a skeleton's favorite snack? Spare ribs.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand alone? It was two-tired.
What did the coffee say to the sugar? I like you a latte.
Why did the tomato break up with the lettuce? It couldn't find the right dressing.
How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the S out of Safe and the F out of way.
How does a penguin make pancakes? With its flippa-flippa-flipper.
Why did the snowman take his pants off? He heard the snow blower was coming.
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? Get out of my face.
What did one plate say to the other plate? You're looking dishy tonight.
Why did the cheerleader bring string to the baseball game? She wanted to tie the score.
Why did the hot dog turn down a million-dollar deal? Because it was already a wiener.
Why did the cabbage win the race? Because it was ahead.
Why was the tomato red? It saw the salad dressing.
Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he wanted to keep a cool head.