Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did one hat say to the other hat?
Why was the belt arrested?
How do you catch a squirrel?
Why did the pencil go to the party alone?
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- MOO!
Two muffins are baking in the oven. One says, 'Phew, is it getting hot in here?' The other muffin says, 'AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!'
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba-dum tss.
How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
Why was the apple nervous? Because it was going to be 'peared' with a knife.
If you're American when you go into the bathroom and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European.
Where does a sick boat go? To the dock.
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood. One was a salted.
What's Beethoven doing in his coffin right now? Decomposing.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Why the long face?' The horse replies, 'My wife left me.'
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin says, 'Is it hot in here or is it just me?' The other muffin says, 'AAAAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!'
What did one hat say to the other hat? You hang here, I'll go on ahead.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
What did the lawyer do after work? He made a brief escape.
Why did the pencil go to the party? It heard it was going to be sharp.