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Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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How do you organize a space party?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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Why did the tomato turn red?
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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?
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Why did the cow go to outer space?
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?
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Why did the math book look sad?
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What's brown and sticky?
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Where do cows go on vacation?
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Why was the math book sad?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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How do you drown a hipster?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
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