Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Ice to meet you.
Why was the old math book unhappy? It had too many problems.
Why did the tomato turn squishy? It saw the salad dressing.
What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.
How did the cat outsmart the computer? It used its mouse.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you? A pool table.
Why did the pencil go to the party? It was looking sharp.
Why did the baker go the doctor? He had a crumby attitude.
What did one tide say to the other tide? Do you sea what I sea?
Why don't we ever play hide-and-seek with mountains? Because they always peak.
What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light? Stop looking, I'm changing!
Why did the golf club go to therapy? It had too many issues.
What did the thumb say to the finger? I'm in glove with you.
What did the rug say to the floor? I've got you covered.
Why did the musician break up with their metronome? They just couldn't keep the beat.
Why can't you trust stairs? They are always up to something.
Why don't bicycles stand up by themselves? They are two tired.
Why was the stadium so cold? Because it had a lot of fans.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
What did the zero say to the eight?