Jokes that intentionally lack a punchline or subvert expectations.
What did the big bucket say to the smaller one? If you weren't so pail, I'd be able to handle this.
Why did the shoelace get arrested? For being tied to a crime scene.
Why are eggs not good at hide and seek? Because they always get found.
What do you call fake macaroni? An impasta.
What did the carrot say to the turnip? You're a real vegetable!
Why did the shoe go to the fashion show? It wanted to see how it stacked up.
Why do some people refuse to go to space? Because they have no atmosphere.
What's the strongest bird? A crane.
Why did the math book commit suicide? It had too many problems.
Why did the salad go to the art show? To find its dressing.
What did the apple say to the orange? You're a-peeling.
Why did the skeleton refuse to play the piano? Because he didn't have the guts.
What did one tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchup.
Why did the baker get a job at the pharmacy? He heard they needed doughnuts.
Why did the chicken sit in the middle of the road? To ponder life's existential questions.
How many ducks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it would take a lot of ducks to actually screw in a lightbulb.
What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, because fruit can't talk.
Why did the scarecrow break up with the corn field? It was a-maize-ing.
Why was the belt embarrassed? It held up a pair of pants but couldn't hold itself together.
Why don't skeletons fight in the army? They don't have the guts.
Why did the book go to therapy? It had too many issues.