Jokes about morbid or controversial topics; not for everyone.
Why was the math book so sexy? It had a lot of curves.
Why did the skeleton sit by the fire? He was trying to unwind.
What's the best part about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere.
Why don't skeletons play football? Because they're terrible at tackling.
Why was the vampire so good at poker? He always had a great poker face.
Why did the scarecrow go to therapy? He was outstanding in his field of emotions.
Why was the belt sent to prison? It held up a pair of pants at gunpoint.
Why did the scarecrow get a job at a haunted house? He was outstanding in his fear.
Why was the tomato so angry? It saw the salad dressing with the cucumber.
Why was the pickpocket not successful? He always got caught red-handed.
Why do skeletons make terrible secret agents? They can't keep anything under wraps.
Why did the baker get a new oven? He kneaded a fresh start.
Why did the scarecrow become a model? Because he was outstanding in his field of fashion.
Why did the vampire start singing karaoke? He wanted to show off his killer vocals.
Why did the scarecrow want a job in politics? He was outstanding in his beliefs.
Why can't skeletons play music in church? They have no organs to pump the jams.
Why was the tomato out of breath? It was ketchup.
Why did the scarecrow buy stock options? He was outstanding in his field of investments.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing in the nude.
Why did the gardener bury his tools? Because they were hoeing around.
Why was the math book looking for love? It had too many problems.