Did you hear about the murder at the bakery? They found a loafless man.

I'm like a treasure, hard to find and even harder to get rid of once you find me.

I tried to win a pun contest with ten entries, but no pun in ten did.

I used to be a baker, but every loaf ended up a breadcrumb trail to my failures.

Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party anymore? He got tired of being the backbone of every conversation.

Why did the scarecrow go to therapy? He had severe hayxiety.

I used to be a baker, but I always kneaded more dough to be happy.

I asked the doctor for some painkillers. He handed me a Lego set and told me to build a bridge and get over it.

I offered my wife a cup of tea, but she said she's more of a coffee person. That's why she's dead now.

I used to be a baker, but my career crumbled faster than my dreams.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke up and realized they were just in a bad dream.

I once dated a baker, but things got a bit crumby.

My wife told me I should do more cardio, so now I run from my problems.

Why don't skeletons ever go to scary movies? They don't have the guts.

I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a gold digger, but she did take a shovel to her grandpa's grave.

I once knew a guy who collected candy canes. He ended up getting a sugar high and crashing.

Why did the snowman call for a carrot replacement? His nose was frostbitten.

Why did the math book sleep all day? It had too many problems.

Why did the belt call the police? It was being held up.

Why did the tomato refuse to fight? It didn't want to ketchup.

Why did the comedian go to jail? He had too many funny charges.