Jokes about morbid or controversial topics; not for everyone.
Why was the suicide bomber always invited to parties? He really knew how to break the ice.
Why was the hitman always the life of the party? He had a killer sense of humor.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? They have nobody to go with.
Why was the dead baby jokes book so popular? It had a killer opening line.
Why did the funeral home go out of business? They couldn't keep their clients coming back.
What's the best thing about necrophilia? You never have to worry about a headache.
Why don't vampires go to barbecues? They don't like stakes.
Why did the ghost go to the party? To find some boos.
Why did the morgue employee get promoted? He really knew how to toe the line.
Why did the mortician get fired? He kept losing his temper.
Why do cemeteries have to be so crowded? People are just dying to get in.
What's the best part about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to worry about heartbreak.
Why did the serial killer break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to see other people.
Why did the ocean break up with the beach? It just needed some space.
Why did the janitor win an award? He swept the competition.
Why did the ghost go to the party? To find his boo.
What's a vampire's favorite meal? A stake dinner.
Why do skeletons go to the prom alone? They have no body to dance with.
Why was the math book considered a criminal? It had too many problems.
Why don't zombies like fast food? Because they can't catch it.
Why did the mummy go to the doctor? It was having a coffin fit.