Jokes about morbid or controversial topics; not for everyone.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
Why was the math book furious? It had too many problems to solve.
Why did the math book get in a fight with the history book? Because it wanted to multiply its chapters.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with him.
Why was the clock arrested? It had too many hands.
Why was the calendar nervous? Its days were numbered.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful entrepreneur? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Why did the burglar take a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was two tired.
Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To keep his pants up.
Why was the smartphone insecure? It had too many hang-ups.
Why did the sink get arrested? It kept overflowing with emotion.
Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich.
Why did the pilot break up with his girlfriend? She wanted a long-distance relationship.
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because its parents were in a jam.
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? He got cold feet.
Why did the circus fire the acrobat? He just didn't have that special spark.
Why did the baker stop sharing his bread? He didn't knead the dough.
Why was the math book feeling hopeless? It had too many unsolvable problems.