Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She wanted their relationship to be more bat-ter.

Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties? Because he's a real fungi.

Why did the owl join the dating site? He heard it was a real hoot.

Why did the math teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were too bright.

Why was the grave so loud? It couldn't keep a coffin.

Why couldn't the leopard change its spots? It had a lot of un-bear-able memories.

Why did the spider break up with the fly? He found her web history.

Why did the chicken sleep with a football? She heard it was a ball.

Why did the clown go to jail? He got caught clowning around.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her class was so bright.

Why did the coffin go to the party? It heard it would be a grave affair.

Why did the potato refuse to fight the tomato? It didn't want to end up mashed.

Why did the snowman refuse an umbrella? He heard it was a bad idea to stick his neck out.

Why didn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Why did the tea file a police report? It got mugged.

Why did the scarecrow become a lawyer? He was outstanding in the field.

Why did the skeleton go on a dangerous boat trip? He wanted to test his sea legs.

Why did the lion break up with his lioness? She was too much of a mane-iac.

Why did the vampire get a job as a dentist? He loved working with blood.

Why did the scarecrow refuse to wear a mask? He was out standing in his field.