I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about boat accidents. She said, 'I'm sinking it won't be funny.'

I told my wife she should do squats. She replied, 'That's a sore subject.'

I told my wife she should do Zumba. She said, 'I prefer to just dance.'

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about windows. She said, 'Please, close the file.'

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about roofing. She said, 'I bet it'll be over my head.'

I told my wife she should do squats. She said, 'That's where I draw the line.'

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about the ocean. She said, 'Sure, I'm shore it'll be good.'

I told my wife she should do lunges. She replied, 'I'll make a great lunge for the couch.'

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a plumber joke. She said, 'Stop, you're draining me.'

Why did the geologist get a divorce? He took his wife for granite!

I told my wife she should do Pilates. She said, 'I don't see myself doing that.'

I told my wife she should do CrossFit. She said, 'I'm more of an elliptical person.'

I told my wife she should do yoga. She replied, 'I'm already a master at savasana.'

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a chemistry joke. She said, 'I swear, you always have a solution.'

I told my wife she should do karaoke. She replied, 'I'm more of a shower singer.'

I told my wife she should do pilates. She said, 'That's a stretch.'

I told my wife she should do HIIT workouts. She said, 'HITT me with something else.'

I told my wife she should do CrossFit, she said, 'I'm not into crosswords.'

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough crust.

I told my wife she should do hot yoga. She said, 'That's where things really start burning up!'

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about science. She said, 'Nevermind, it's too boring.'