I told my wife she should do Zumba. She said, 'I prefer to zoom-bye.'

I told my wife she should do hot yoga. She replied, 'That's where things start heating up!'

I used to play tennis, but I couldn't find anyone to racket with.

I told my wife she should try acupuncture. She said, 'Needle-less to say, I declined.'

I told my wife she should do CrossFit. She said, 'I'd rather cross my legs.'

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a cat joke. She said, 'Just kitten.'

I told my wife she should do burpees. She said, 'That's too much to rise up to!'

I told my wife she should do kickboxing. She said, 'I'd rather kick back.'

Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating? They have nobody to go with!

Why was the mathbook sad? Because it had too many problems.

I told my wife she should do burpees to stay in shape. She looked puzzled.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was constipated? He had to work it out.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a roofing joke. She said, 'Nah, it's over my head.'

I told my wife she should do squats to stay in shape. She refused, saying she couldn't jump to conclusions.

I asked the cashier for velcro shoes. He said, 'Sorry, we're all out of loops.'

I told my wife she was controlling. She replied, 'I'm not controlling, you just think that because I told you to.'

I asked my dog what's 2 minus 1. He said woof.

I told my wife she should do burpees to stay in shape. She replied, 'I would, but the floor hates it when I throw myself at it.'

I asked my dad if he knew how to take a selfie. He replied, 'Yes, just take a picture of me.'

I told my wife she should do planks to stay in shape. She replied, 'I prefer mahogany.'

I told my wife she should do jump squats to stay in shape. She replied, 'No thanks, I'm already knee-deep in it.'