I used to be a baker, but my plans always seemed to crumble.

I'm friends with 26 letters of the alphabet, but I'm not friends with Z – it's always last.

I'm friends with a tree. It's an undercover copse.

I'm not indecisive, unless you count when I can't make a decision.

The person who invented knock-knock jokes should get a Nobel prize.

I used to be a baker, but my business went sour.

My wife told me I should go on a diet, but I have too much on my plate.

I heard that the shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.

I tried to write a joke about constellations, but it wasn't star quality.

I'm trying to come up with a belt joke, but the buckle was just too hard.

I tried to make myself laugh by telling a chemistry joke, but I got no reaction.

I used to be a baker, but I didn’t make enough breadsticks.

I told my daughter to never play hide and seek with mountains. They always peak.

I tried to organize a professional hide and seek contest, but it was a challenge to find good players.

My friend said I should do stand-up comedy based on our conversations. So, I'm now sitting down.

I asked my girlfriend if she ever has trouble chasing terrorists. She said, 'No, they run faster than me.'

My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, and by mistake, I gave her a tube of Superglue. It's been a week now, and she's still not talking to me.

I used to be a baker, but I struggled with the bread part.

I'd tell you a joke about a clock, but the timing would have to be just right.

I used to be a baker, but I was always loafing around.

I'm friends with a spider, even though I can't help but bug him.