I asked Dad if he knew any pirate jokes. He said, 'Arrr, matey.'

I'm really good at telling jokes about construction. I'm still working on the delivery.

I got an agent to help me book performances as a mime. It's a silent partnership.

I'm trying to think of a good plumbing joke, but it's clogged in my brain.

I asked my French teacher if she'd like to hear a joke. She said, 'oui, oui.'

I asked my wife to let me know if I'm getting on her nerves. She said, 'No, I'll let you know if you're not.'

I wanted to be a pastry chef, but my dreams were just too half-baked.

I tried to tell a joke about corduroy, but it didn't have much of a ribbing.

I told my friend a construction joke, but he didn't build on it.

I asked my gym trainer if he knew any jokes. He said, 'Yeah, but they're all a bit workout.'

I'd tell you a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.

I'm trying to come up with a new fishing joke, but I'm just casting around.

I took a job at the bakery, but it was too much of a crumby place for me.

I'd like to give a shout-out to my fingers. I could always count on them.

I tried to make some bicycle puns, but I felt like I was spinning my wheels.

My friend has a really bad memory, so I always tell him the same joke to see if he remembers.

My friend thinks he's a set of curtains. I keep telling him to pull himself together.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough bread rolls.

I heard a joke about construction, but I'm still building up to the punchline.

I'm trying to write a joke about brakes, but I can't seem to stop.

I used to be a baker, but now I just roll with it.