I asked the chef if he could make me a pun sandwich. He said, 'You're on a roll.'

I told my wife she should do sit-ups to stay in shape. She gave me a standing ovation.

I asked the mathematician if he wanted to hear a joke about infinity. He said, 'Not now.'

I told my wife she should do squats to stay in shape. That suggestion really lifted her spirits.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't have enough dough to rise to the occasion.

I used to be a baker, but my dreams of success crumbled.

I asked the mathematician why he was in a bad mood. He replied, 'I have too many problems.'

I told my wife she should jump rope to stay in shape. That suggestion really skipped her mind.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. The rest I treat as strangers.

I used to be a baker, but I kneaded something more fulfilling.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. The others are just acquaintances.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I devour it, and then I see snacks.

I struggle with math puns because I always multiply my efforts.

I asked a librarian if they had a book on paranoia. They said, 'It's right behind you.'

I told my wife she should run to stay in shape. She gave me a running commentary.

I used to be a gardener, but my career never blossomed.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, I consume it, I see more food.

I asked my doctor for a pun about sodium, but he said, 'Na.'

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I'm not acquainted with the rest.

I told my wife she should start a food blog. That would stir things up.

I told my wife she should start a hiking club. That would be a step in the right direction.