I'm friends with a baker, he's a real breadwinner.

I own a restaurant on the moon, but it has no atmosphere.

I was going to tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

I'm friends with a baker, he always brings the dough to parties.

I've started investing in stocks, beef, and chicken. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire.

I'm friends with a fridge, we're both cool.

I'm friends with a pencil, we always draw attention.

I'm friends with a window, our friendship is clear.

I'm reading a book on the history of light bulbs, it's really enlightening.

I'm friends with a map, we're always on the right track.

I'm reading a book on the history of doors, it's quite revealing.

I'm friends with a calculator, we really add up.

I'm reading a book on the history of shoes, it's a step in the right direction.

I'm friends with a pirate, he's a real treasure.

I'm friends with a tree, we really root for each other.

I'm friends with a cup of tea, it's a comforting relationship.

I'm friends with a pair of socks, we have a close-knit friendship.

I'm reading a book on the history of jump ropes, it's skipping ahead of its time.

I'm friends with a dumpster, we have a lot of trash talk.

I'm friends with a pair of shoes, we're sole mates.

I'm reading a book on the history of stairs, it's really uplifting.