I used to be a baker, but I couldn't stand the heat so I got out of the kitchen.

I would tell you a joke about clocks, but it's too time consuming.

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

I told a joke about unemployment, but it never works.

I'm friends with a baker, our friendship is a piece of cake.

I'm friends with a wig, our friendship is hair-raising.

I told a joke about trains, but it didn't make it to the station.

I'm friends with a bed, we have a good rest-lationship.

I'm friends with a broken bell, our friendship will never chime.

I'm friends with a window, our friendship has its ups and downs.

I told a joke about space, but it was too far out.

I'm friends with a broken pencil, we make a great pair.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't rise above.

I'm friends with an elevator, our friendship has its ups and downs.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't muffin it.

I'm friends with a chair, our friendship is seat-tacular.

I'm friends with a banana, we have a peel-ing connection.

I told a joke about sandwiches, but it was sub-par.

I'm friends with a clock, our friendship goes around in circles.

I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn't make the cut.

I'm friends with a calendar, we have some dates.