I dropped out of my music class, I just couldn't handle the tonal shifts.

Bad puns are how eye roll.

I tried to write jokes in base two, but I didn't think they were very byte-sized.

Parallel lines may have a lot in common, but at the end of the day, they just can't meet.

I renamed my iPod 'Titanic' so when it's syncing, I can't cancel it.

I'm trying to write a pun about the wind, but it's a breeze.

I told a joke about a UFO, but it flew over everyone's head.

I took up fencing, but I didn't make the cut.

I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

I told a joke about a boomerang, but it never came back.

Why don’t some fish play piano? They are afraid of the scales.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Why do fish live in saltwater? Pepper makes them sneeze!

I told a joke about a turtle, but it’s too slow.

I told a joke about a ladder, but it was rung.

I have a joke about construction, but it's still under development.

I told a joke about a train, but it got derailed.

I told a joke about a clock, but it wasn't the right time.

I have a doubt, shall I get the vaccine shot regularly or through bullet?

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

I told a joke about a cliff, but it fell flat.