Why did the math book look so stressed? It had too many problems to solve.

I asked the ocean for a loan; it said, 'You're in deep water.'

I asked my cat how much I should spend on a boat; he said, 'Don't buy a yacht.'

Why did the math book go to the beach? It heard it had too many problems.

I told my computer a joke; it had a laughable error.

I'm friends with a hole punch; we really click.

Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of shorts.

I tried to write a joke about scissors, but it got cut short.

I'm friends with a watch; we're always pressed for time.

Why did the lemon discontinue its social media account? It couldn't handle the sour comments.

Why do trees make terrible frenemies? They always leave you hanging.

I'm friends with a garbage can; we take out the trash together.

I'm friends with a chair; we support each other.

I tried to tell a joke about a wall, but it didn't stick.

I'm friends with a clock; we always go back in time.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding at his job.

I tried to write a joke about a calendar, but I needed more time.

Why don't secrets ever go outside? Because they're always in the closet.

I tried to tell a joke about a wall, but it didn't stand up.

I ordered a chicken and an egg online; will keep you posted on which one comes first.

I went to buy camo pants but couldn't find any.