I'm friends with a pencil; we draw a lot together.

I'm friends with a clock; we always have good timing.

I tried to tell a joke about a train, but it went off the rails.

I'm friends with a chair; we have a lot of sitting discussions.

I tried to tell a joke about a window, but it didn't have a pane-ful ending.

I tried to tell a joke about a calendar, but the days were numbered.

I'm friends with a lightbulb; we have bright conversations.

I tried to tell a joke about a sponge, but it fell flat.

I'm friends with a rug; we have deep conversations.

I told a joke about a tree, but it didn't leaf anyone laughing.

I tried to tell a joke about a mirror, but it didn't reflect well on me.

I'm friends with a calculator; our friendship just adds up.

I tried to write a joke about a bed, but it didn't make the cut.

I'm friends with a wallet; we have a lot of money talks.

I tried to tell a joke about a banana, but it wasn't very a-peeling.

I'm friends with a bottle; we always have good spirits together.

I'm friends with a tree - we bark at each other.

Some people eat light bulbs; they say it's a light snack.

I'm friends with a baker; we have a loaf of fun together.

I'm writing a book on hurricanes; it's sure to blow you away.

I used to play piano in a public restroom; it was a real bathroom key.