I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm gradually overcoming it, slowly.

I have a joke about construction, but it's still under construction.

I have a joke about construction, but I'm still hammering out the details.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up, luckily.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, now I'm in a bear hug.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm gradually getting over them.

I told my wife she should do lunges to stay fit, she lunged at me.

I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working out the kinks.

I told my wife she should do sit-ups to stay in shape, she sat down.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly rising above it.

I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes, now she's wrestling.

My friend asked me to help round up his sheep, I brought chips too.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was debris everywhere.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up, relieved.

I told my wife she should do planks to stay in shape, she's building a house.

I refuse to learn sign language, it's just a bunch of hand gestures.

I tried swatting a fly and missed. Guess you could say it was my bugabo.

I'm reading a book on the history of bread, it's the yeast I can do.

I told my wife she should dance to stay in shape. She replied, 'That's a stretch.'

I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on the foundation.

I'm reading a book on the history of the donut, it's really filling.