I asked my boyfriend to make me breakfast. He gave me a cold shoulder... and a bowl of cereal.

Why did the man propose at the art museum? He wanted to paint a picture-perfect future with her.

My girlfriend told me she wanted a hug. I guess my response of 'Olive you too' wasn't what she was looking for.

Why did the man bring a balloon to his date? He wanted their love to soar to new heights.

I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to watch a romantic movie. He said, 'Sure, I'll text you the plot.'

Why did the man give his girlfriend a map for Valentine's Day? He wanted to show her they were meant to be together.

My wife and I decided to role-play as a doctor and patient. She told me I wasn't covered under her insurance.

Why did the boy bring a ruler to his date? Because he wanted to measure up to her expectations.

I told my significant other they should be a stand-up comedian. They said, 'I already am one. I've been dating you, right?'

Why did the man bring a camera to his date? To capture the memories they'd make together.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our relationship. So I added paprika to her coffee. She wasn't thrilled.

Why did the woman bring a map to her date? She heard he had a 'wander-ful' personality.

I asked my spouse if they wanted to go on a romantic cruise. They said, 'I guess it's time to 'sea' if our love can weather the waves.'

Why did the chef propose to their partner in the kitchen? It was the place where their love first simmered.

My boyfriend promised to take me to cloud nine. But all we did was watch Netflix on the couch... close enough!

Why did the man propose at the beach? He wanted to ride the wave of love with her.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go on a date to the zoo. She said, 'Why go to the zoo when I'm already dating a monkey?'

Why did the man bring a deck of cards to his date? He wanted to deal with any obstacles in their relationship with a little game of solitaire.

Why did the man bring a fishing rod to his date? He wanted to hook her heart.

Why did the man break up with his internet provider? They weren't connecting anymore.

Why did the scarecrow and the corn stalk break up? It was just too stalky for the scarecrow.