I told my wife she should do weightlifting to stay in shape. She said, 'I'm already carrying this relationship.'

Why did the man propose to the baker? He wanted a love that rose to the occasion.

Why did the man break up with his watch? Time just wasn't on his side anymore.

Why did the man propose to the astronomer? He wanted a love that reached for the stars.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about plumbing, but she said it was too draining.

Why did the man break up with his broom? He couldn't sweep problems under the rug anymore.

I told my wife she should do Zumba to stay in shape. She said, 'I prefer a slow dance.'

Why did the man propose to the geologist? He wanted a love as solid as a rock.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me organizing the garage.

Why did the man break up with his map? He realized he had lost his way in the relationship.

I told my wife she should do kickboxing to stay in shape. She said, 'I'm already kicking your butt.'

Why did the man go to the dentist before proposing? He wanted to make sure he had the perfect smile for the ring.

Why did the woman break up with the grape? It was always grape-ing about everything.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about the heart. She said, 'I love a good punchline.'

Why did the man propose to the book? He couldn't put it down.

I told my wife she should incorporate more vegetables into our meals. So she started naming them before eating them.

Why did the woman break up with the cake decorator? It was just icing on the cake.

My girlfriend said she wanted more space in our relationship. So I bought her a telescope.

Why did the man take his date to the barbershop? He wanted to trim away the awkward silences.

I asked my wife if she ever thinks about the elephant in the room. She said, 'Which one?'

Why did the man get a job as a gardener? He wanted to plant the seeds of a healthy relationship.