Why did the cyclist break up with the calculator? He couldn't handle the metric relationship.

Why did the man propose to the scarecrow? He was outstanding in his field.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about chemistry, but she said she didn't get any reactions.

Why did the man break up with his calculator? It just wasn't adding up.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about electricity, but she said it was shocking.

Why did the man bring a map on his date? In case the relationship didn't have direction.

I told my wife she should do yoga to stay in shape. She twisted my words and said I was flexible enough for the both of us.

Why did the man hire a landscaper for his relationship? He wanted to keep things well-groomed.

Why did the man break up with his calendar? He realized he couldn't schedule love.

I told my wife she should do push-ups to stay in shape. She pushed me away and said, 'I'm already a pushover.'

Why did the man bring a compass on his date? He wanted to navigate the mysteries of love.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about air conditioning, but she said it was too cool for her.

Why did the man propose to the singer? He wanted to hit the right note in their relationship.

I told my wife she should do planks to stay in shape. She said, 'I prefer hardwood.'

Why did the man break up with his dictionary? Words couldn't express his feelings anymore.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, she said yes - about me fixing things around the house.

Why did the man propose to the chef? He wanted to stir things up in their relationship.

I told my wife she should do cardio to stay in shape. She said, 'I already have a lot of heart.'

Why did the man bring a telescope on his date? He wanted to see their future together.

I asked my wife if she wanted to hear a joke about gardening, but she said it was too corny.

Why did the man break up with his smartphone? He found a real connection elsewhere.