Why did the man break up with the calendar? He realized he didn't have time for a relationship.

Why did the man fall in love with his computer? He had a connection that was hard to reboot.

My girlfriend asked me why I carried a ladder around. I told her it was for our relationship, so we could climb to new heights.

Why did the man break up with his barber? He just couldn't cut it.

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes, about finishing the dishes and vacuuming.

Why did the man break up with his calendar? He couldn't find the time to be in a relationship.

My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her ex. So I dumped her.

Why did the man go to the aquarium on a date? He heard there were plenty of fish in the sea.

My girlfriend said I was average. That's just mean.

Why did the man bring a ladder on his date with a model? He wanted to climb the beauty ladder.

My girlfriend said I spend too much time at the gym. So I stopped going and spent more time with her. Now she says I need to go back.

Why did the man break up with the tailor? They just weren't a good fit.

I'm in a long-distance relationship. My girlfriend's house is just too far from the gym.

Why did the man break up with his internet browser? He found someone who was more compatible.

Why did the man propose to the clock? He wanted to spend the rest of his time with it.

Why did the man get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough.

Why did the woman bring a fan on her date? She wanted to make sure things didn't get too hot.

My girlfriend said I need to be more affectionate. Now I have to write her a love letter every time she opens a jar.

Why did the man break up with his map? He felt like it was leading him in the wrong direction.

Why did the girl break up with the musician? She couldn't handle his constant scales.