Why didn't the skeleton go to church? Because it had no guts.

Why did the pastor start a gardening business? To make a prophet.

How does Moses make a cup of tea? He-brews it.

Why did the vampire become a priest? To find salvation from garlic.

What did the grape say to the priest? Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

Why was the broom late to church? It swept in at the last minute.

How do you make holy bread? With a prayer doughcess.

What do you call a bear with a Bible? A grizzly preacher.

Why do cups make terrible priests? They're always spilling their confessions.

Why did the broccoli go to church? To get some of that holy col-eater.

Why did the scarecrow go to church? He wanted to find a soul mate.

How do goats say sorry? They try to mend their bleats.

What do you call a holy dog? A scripture-ture.

Why did the singer bring a ladder to the church? To reach the high notes.

What is a nun's favorite vegetable? Holy Guacamole!

Why don't fish go to church? They're always in holy water.

What did the grape do at church? It prayed for a fruitful harvest.

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants that were looking a bit unholy.

Why do bees hum hymns? Because they have a lot of buzz.

What is a nun's favorite dessert? Holy cannoli!

What do you call a group of musical ghosts? Faboo-lous.