Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
How did the mathematician solve all his problems? He accepted π as the solution.
Why did the thief break into the church? He heard the collection plate had lots of dough.
What kind of car does a priest drive? A convertible... to spread the gospel.
Why was the choir so good at baseball? They knew how to harmonize.
Why do nuns love baseball? Because it's all about the habit.
What's the best snack for a religious gathering? Holy guacamole.
Why do elephants make good priests? They never forget to pray.
Why did the ghost go to church? To exorcise its demons.
How do you get a nun's attention? Pull on her rosary.
What did the grape want to be when it grew up? A raisin saint.
Why was the church so crowded? Everyone wanted a pew at the table.
How did the priest win the talent show? With his heavenly voice.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a praying mantis? A good listener.
Why did the monk go to the dentist? To improve his temple.
What do you call someone who steals holy water? A water thief.
Why did the priest go to the baseball game? To get closer to the angels.
How does a priest listen to music? On a hymn-puter.
Why did the nun bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
Why do cows go to church? For the moosic.
How do you know if your cat is religious? It worships a cat-astrophe.
What's a priest's favorite type of math? Divine subtraction.