Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? He heard the choir needed an alto!

How do you know Adam was a coffee drinker? He had a latte of Eve!

Why did the psychic bring a ladder to church? She wanted to reach the next spiritual level.

Why couldn't the bicycle find spiritual enlightenment? It was two tired.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? He heard the sermon was going to be uplifting.

A Jewish mother takes her son to the doctor and says, 'He shuffled the deck and now I can't find him.'

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the innkeeper three nails, and asks, 'Can you put me up for the night?'

I asked the rabbi if he could teach me to read Hebrew. He said, 'Sure, it's Aleph-Bait-Gimel-Dalit.'

Why are Mormon girls bad at breaking up? They always bring a third wheel.

What do hot cross buns and stigmata have in common? Both can be a little crusty.

My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left.

Why did Moses never play hide and seek with the Israelites? He always stood out because of his radiant countenance.

I asked a priest if he knew the Wi-Fi password at the church. He said, 'We don't have Wi-Fi, but the connection here is strong.'

Being an atheist must be tough. They have no one to talk to during climax.

My daughter asked me what a nun's favorite fruit is. I said, 'A prayer-icot.'

Do you know why God invented yeast infections? So women know what it feels like to live with an irritating twat.

I tried to look up Nostradamus prophecies online, but all I could find was 2020 visions.

Why did the seminary student go broke? Because he couldn't take his mind off divinity.

I asked the priest for tips on getting into heaven. He said, 'Try the express lane: it's nun too crowded.'

Why did the atheist throw a javelin? He didn't believe in a higher power.

What did the yoga instructor say to the praying mantis? Namaste, my praying friend.