Why did the chicken join the church choir? Because it had excellent peck-to-tive!

What did the grape say when it was blessed by a priest? Holy spirits!

Why did the priest go to the dentist? To get a little plaque removed!

What do you call a group of unorganized Catholics? The dis-order of the mass!

Why did the Buddhist refuse the job as a banker? He didn't want to deal with attachment!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite in the neck!

Why don't chefs believe in Hell? They are always cooking up something good!

How do you know if a tree is religious? It prays silently!

Why did the ghost go to church? To have a spooktacular time!

Why did the cow go to the mosque? It wanted to moove closer to God!

What do you call a holy dog? A pray-ving mantis!

Why did the pastor start a garden? So he could preach to the peas!

Why don't fish celebrate Easter? Because they are always fasting!

Why do monks make good detectives? Because they have divine intuition!

What did the rabbi say after finishing a meal? Kosher done!

What do you get when you cross a rabbi and a vampire? A blood type that can't be classified!

Why did the nun bring a ladder to mass? She heard the service was going to be uplifting.

What kind of car do Jesus and his disciples drive? A Christ-ler!

Why did the Dalai Lama refuse a credit card? He wanted to accumulate karma points instead.

What do you call a group of musical church mice? A choir of angels.

Why did the priest go to the airport? He heard he could find some runway converts.