What do you call a group of werewolves at church? The howl-y congregation!

Why do demons and ghouls get along so well? They're both good at raising Hell!

What do you call a competition between churches? A pew-pew battle!

Why did the pastor start a gardening business? He wanted to cultivate his flock!

How does a priest exercise? By doing some heavenly cardio!

What do you call a religious squirrel? A preachy nut!

Why couldn't the ghost find peace in the church? It had too many skeletons in its closet!

What do you get when you cross a rabbi with a vampire? Someone who drinks kosher blood!

Why did the preacher bring a ladder to church? He wanted to take his sermon to new heights!

How does a skeleton say grace before a meal? 'Bone-appetit!'

Why don't nuns play hide and seek? Because good habits are hard to find!

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything but the mustard!

How does a physicist pray? By sending out quantum entanglement signals to the universe!

What did the pastor do when his voice started croaking during the sermon? He called it a leap of faith!

Why did the priest go to the beach? To catch some righteous waves!

Why did the computer go to church? It had a hard drive!

What do you get if you cross a witch and a priest? A holy moley!

What is a vampire's favorite religious holiday? Fangsgiving!

Why did the ghost go to church? To listen to the exorcist-cisms!

What do you call a nun who procrastinates? A Roman Catholic!

Why did the choir boy bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted to reach the high notes!