Why do cows go to church on Sundays? For the moosic!

What is a nun's favorite brand of clothing? Chapel!

Why did the priest go to school? To improve his blessing skills!

What do you call a holy dinosaur? A pray-ceratops!

Why couldn't the bicycle find God? It was two-tired to search!

How does a potato profess its faith? It uses hashbrowns as holy symbols!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a preacher? A holy howler!

What do you call a spiritual insect? A praying mantis!

Why do ghosts love attending church services? They're always feeling spiritual!

What do you call a nun with a sunburn? A really holy peel!

How did the preacher fix his computer? With a software upgrade, of course!

Why did the vegetable go to temple? To say its prayers in peas!

What does a baker use to bless his bread? Holy yeast!

What did the Christian soccer player say when he scored a goal? 'Holy goal-ly!'

Why did the ghost become a chaplain? It wanted to get in touch with the supernatural!

What do you call a religious owl? A 'hoot' of faith!

Why was the broom late for church? It overswept and had to repent!

What does the grape say during prayer? Let us wine and dine!

Why did the monk break up with his girlfriend? She was just too worldly!

How does a religious fish communicate? Through prayer-lines!

Why do witches attend religious gatherings? To join in the coven-ant!