Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What did the angel say when its wings were sore? 'I need some heavently rest!'
Why did the lawyer become a priest? He wanted a more 'holy' profession!
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic? Ian.
Did you hear about the math teacher who became a nun? She found peace in the equation.
Why do monks make great detectives? Because they always have incense of purpose.
Why do volleyball players make good monks? They have great serve and sacrifice.
Did you hear about the guitarist who became a monk? He found inner peace through acoustics.
What do you call a religious person who sleeps all day? A nap-tist.
Why did the pastor carry a ladder? He heard the stairway to heaven was under construction.
Why don't some couples go to church? Because they already have a cross to bear.
Why did the math book go to church? Because it had too many problems.
Why do elephants never play hide and seek with God? Because he always knows where they are hiding in the room!
Why did the skeleton go to church? To repent for his body sins!
Why did the banana go to heaven? Because it lived a fruitful life!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun in a bakery? A 'nun' sense!
What did the grape do after church? It wine-d down!
Why did the astronaut bring a Bible to space? To have a heavenly body!
What do you call a nun with a leaf on her head? Sister Maple!
Why did the vampire become a priest? He wanted to get some Holy Spirit!
What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor? I'll have one with nothing!
Why did the golfer go to church? He wanted to make a hole-in-one with God!