What do you call a shepherd with a musical talent? A baaaa-rock star!

Why was the angel a bad umpire? He always made decisions based on heaven's calls!

What's a nun's favorite TV show? The Sister Act!

Why did the chicken refuse to attend Sunday service? It didn't want to be a holy chicken nugget!

What do you call a priest who performs magic tricks? A prestidigitator!

What did the grape say after the church service? Holy wine!

Why do mummies go to church? To wrap themselves in praise!

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father in law!

Why don't astronauts believe in God? They can't find Him in space!

What do you call a bear in a church? A praying mantis!

Why don't we ever see elephants in church? Because they are scared of the pew!

What do you get when you cross a priest and a vegetarian? A holy moly!

Why was the math book sad at church? It had too many problems!

Why did the Buddhist refuse his dessert? He wanted to transcend in sweets!

Why did the Dalai Lama apply for a job? He wanted a higher calling!

Why did the yoga instructor go to church? To find some inner peace!

Why did the pastor start a gardening club? He wanted to help people find their roots!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a priest? A guilt trip!

Why did the nun bring a ladder to the convent? She heard the sisters were on a higher level!

Why did the priest open a bakery? He wanted to make holy rolls!

What do you call a nun who is an artist? A sister sketch!