Why do mummies have trouble keeping up with religious duties? They're always getting wrapped up in things!

What do you call a nun who's an excellent boxer? Sister Knockout!

Why did the choir group break up? They couldn't find a common hymn!

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A church key!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a priest? Frosty Father!

Why don't aliens eat clergymen? They prefer holy meals!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a bishop? A purr-fect sermon!

Why did the pastor get a standing ovation? He was outstanding in his field!

What's a priest's favorite type of tea? Pray-line tea!

Why did the monk refuse dessert? He didn't want to indulge in devil's food cake!

How does a vampire greet you at church? Good evening, brother!

What's a nun's favorite kind of music? Gregorian chant!

Why don't angels bring laptops to heaven? They always get too distracted by the clouds!

What do you get when you cross a rabbi and a vampire? A clergyman who can't look himself in the mirror!

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves!

How did the priest win the marathon? He had lots of soul!

Why did the sailor get kicked out of church? He kept dropping anchor during the sermon!

What do you call a sleep-deprived religious leader? A deacon-fused preacher!

Why did the chicken go to church? To get a little egg-spiration!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be bagels!

What do you call a religious dinosaur? A preacher-raptor!