Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks to church? In case he got a hole-in-one.

What do you call a bear that hears confessions? A grizzly friar.

Why did the pastor start a garden? He wanted to hear some good sermons.

What do you call a religious squirrel? A pray-ving mantis.

What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their religion? Bishopric members.

Why did the ghost refuse to possess the church? He didn't want to get exorcised.

What do you call a comedian who is also a priest? A pun-dit.

Why did the vegetable refuse to go to church? It didn't want to turn into a holy ghost pepper.

Why did the chicken go to church on Sunday? It wanted to say its prayers.

What do you call a nun who plays sports? A kick-butt nun.

What do you call a bear that goes to religious ceremonies? A holy bear.

Why was the iPhone so religious? It had a lot of apps for prayers.

What do you call a group of religious rabbits? A pray-let.

Why did the math book start attending church services? It wanted to find some divine solutions.

What do you call a religious bodybuilder? Muscle mass-iah.

Why was the calendar so religious? It had a lot of dates to keep track of.

What do you call a religious teacher on a boat? A preaching captain.

Why did the tomato start attending religious ceremonies? It wanted to ketchup on its faith.

What do you call a religious fish who performs magic tricks? A priest-er of illusions.

Why was the ghost asked to leave the church? It was haunting the congregation.

What do you call a religious cat? A purr-ayer warrior.