Jokes about religious practices or beliefs (may be sensitive).
What do you call a group of musical fish who sing hymns underwater? A choir of cod.
Why did the skeleton go to church? To preach to the bone congregation.
Why was the ghost hired as a pastor? He had a lot of spirit.
Why did the chef turn to religion? He heard it was a recipe for success.
Why did the man sit on the clock during church service? He wanted to be on time.
Why did the tomato attend church service? It wanted to ketchup on some prayers.
What do you call a group of holy cats? A purrayer circle.
Why was the math book good at religion? It had a lot of pi-ety.
What do you call a group of praying mantises? A prey-er circle.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up in church? It lost its balance.
How do you know if a book is holy? It has a scripture on every page.
What did the farmer say during the church service? Let us spray for a bountiful harvest.
What do you call a group of singing religious leaders? A priestly choir.
What do you call a group of lazy cows? The meat-packing district.
Why was the belt exhausted? It had a lot of hoops to jump through.
Why do mummies make excellent church members? They're always wrapped up in the faith!
What do you call a group of singing cows at church? A moo-sical choir!
Why did the psychic refuse to go to church? She already knew what was going to happen!
Why did the nun join the police force? She wanted to find some divine intervention!
Why was the math book in church? It needed some divine multiplication!
Why did the atheist bring a ladder to the church service? He was hoping to find a stairway to heaven!