Why did the pastor carry a map to church? In case he needed to guide lost souls!

What did the enthusiastic church bell say? 'I'm really into tolling!'

Why did the preacher go to the baseball game? He wanted to catch some faith runs!

Why did the priest go to the coffee shop? He heard they had great 'soul' blend.

Why did the pastor carry a ladder to church? Because he wanted to take his preaching to a higher level!

Why did the skeleton go to church? He wanted to repent for his many sins!

I told my mom I want to join a cult, she said: 'Which one? There are so many!'

Why do Buddhist monks refuse Novocaine during root canals? They want to transcend dental medication!

Why did the psychic bring a pencil to church? To take notes during mass!

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!

The duck walked into the pharmacy and said, 'Give me some Chapstick… and put it on my bill!'

What's a priest's favorite type of vegetable? Holy guacamole.

Why was the elf always good at praying? He had great elf-control.

Why did the gym trainer go to church? To find some strength in faith.

What did the grape say after the church service? Amen...d me.

Why did the chicken go to confession? To get rid of its fowl habits.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense during a religious holiday? I'll tell you next Thanks-giving.

What do you call a religious rabbit? A hop-ostle.

Why did the detective join the church choir? He had a lot of e-vidence.

What do you call a priest sleeping on the job? A rector-napper.

How did the compass decide which religion to follow? It found its true north.