Why did the computer start studying religion? It wanted to upgrade its spiritual software.

What do you call a religious pirate? A pray-raider.

Why did the banana go to church? It heard the preacher was a real peel-er.

What do you call a dinosaur who believes in a higher power? A pray-saurus.

What do you call a nun who's also a comedian? A stand-up sister.

Why did the bishop carry a map to church? To help him find his way to salvation.

Why did the pastor switch to decaf coffee? Because he didn't want to be overly preachy.

What do you call a group of choir members who can't sing? A sin-galong.

Why did the nun bring a ladder to church? To help raise the roof during praise and worship.

What did the Buddhist say when he was asked if he wanted dessert? 'I'll pass on the samsara.'

Why did the minister go to therapy? He needed to work on his sermon-tization.

Why did the balloon hate going to church? It was tired of being inflated with hot air.

Why did the pastor go to the store? To get some thyme for his sermons.

What's a nun's favorite game to play at the beach? Holy water polo.

Why did the priest go to med school? To learn how to perform exorcise.

What do you call a holy man who grows vegetables? A spiritual gardener.

Why did the pastor bring a pencil to the sermon? To draw people closer to God.

Why did the monk refuse to play hide and seek? He preferred to seek enlightenment.

What's a priest's favorite kind of puzzle? Crossword.

Why did the pastor preach from a boat? To reel in new parishioners.

Why did the vegetable refuse to go to church? It couldn't find a pew it liked.